Now boffins have discovered that migrants can cause cancer as well as being, frankly, distasteful.

Docktawh Gillian Keith, speaking from her underground nutrition dome said, "Ever since John Major told me about it, I have been trying to cure voting for Jeremy Corbyn with a powerful mix of micronutrients, goji berries and spirulina."

She added "As it turns out voting for Jeremy Corbyn is almost completely identical to cancer, in how it affects the balance of our chakras. And everybody knows that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is mostly caused by migrants, who are known to promote a negative orgone balance in the red layer of the energy rainbow."

Of course liberal-minded multiculturalists will no doubt assume that comparing migrants to carcinogens is "racist", but they can’t deny the simple facts of the case. And the Mail is happy to back Gillian’s words; she gave us a fresh insight into Broken Britain by saying, "Make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".